@SheHacksPurple My wifi is boring, but this reminded me of my friend Greg, whose job, back in the day, was to run the group at DEC that shut down unauthorized AppleTalk zones on the DEC WAN. They had a hell of a travel budget, since they had to be able to fly anywhere in the world on a moment's notice to track down rogue FastPaths and GatorBoxes. He had a collection of the funny ones.