@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world
2026-05-05 11:00 UTC
@Pierrette@mastodon.uno I have my broken noodles ready to put in cold water
And then boil for 40โminutes without salt, tomato ketchup for the sauce and chicken and pineapple for my pizza and I have timed my cappuccino for 12:01
If none of that works I will say bruschetta wrong into a mirror three times
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@Pierrette@mastodon.uno 2026-05-05 11:30
@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world ๐๐๐๐ No purgatory for you but straight hell