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2026-10-30 06:01 UTC

Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity? They had to have realized when they posted that image of the ad how sexually suggestive it is right? it literally took my brain a millisecond to think a million different sex thoughts about this image

Replies (7)

  • @luthis@lemmy.nz 2026-10-30 06:18

    I don’t blame you, I had the exact same thought. They look so dam soft and squishy, and that green colour is such a good pairing with the polished wood. I’d sit on those pews all day, goddamn.

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  • @lauha@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 06:47

    “Hot Christians in your area” Would you like me to come talk with you about “Jesus Christ” “OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD”

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  • @Barley_Man@sopuli.xyz 2026-10-30 07:01

    No I honestly can’t see a single reason why it would be sexually suggestive. The clothing is modest by modern standards, you can’t see any real definition of the shape of her body under her shirt and nothing about the face, the pose or the background says anything sexual to me at all. Honestly if you see this image as sexual I’m afraid that you think every picture of a young attractive woman is sexual.

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  • @CackNClap@infosec.pub 2026-10-30 07:19

    Apart from that hand placement which could be nothing, these types of ads use too many pretty young ladies for it not to be a choice. Plus “Missionaries in your area”? Come on, there’s no way a whole PR team could miss that!

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  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world 2026-10-30 11:53

    “She” could be a generic model AI’d or Photoshopped into a church she has never seen or even been near to. That’s how advertizing works. We had a woman raising a stink because her pictures were used in a large national campaign about incontinence.

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  • @MrSelfDestruct@reddthat.com 2026-10-31 06:33

    Christian girls are freaks in the sheets.

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  • @fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-11-02 08:32

    i think i have owned a vagina for too long to imagine anyone fingering themselves like that… lol but, to the point others are making - where it’s intentionally suggestive - i would wonder if the following guilt that you’re feeling is intended also - or at least, a happy coincidence. after all, christianity is in the practice of marketing guilt, eh? see ad > have sexual thoughts > have guilt about sexual thoughts > only jesus could help you with that, you uncontrollable scum (/s)

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