2026-10-30 15:08 UTC
There’s always one super cute, fun, flirty, chill Christian girl that literally flirts their way into rounding up thirsty dudes to come to church, and everyone tells her she’s doing great stuff for the church by doing it.
The one in my high school was named Melissa, then the Mormons had 2 girls running the same scam. I guess to try and increase the odds of success.
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@cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 2026-10-30 22:34
Mormons go in pairs to make sure that one person isn’t having fun or masterbating in the hotel room. I had a coworker have a pair of hot Mormons knock on his door. He said he was interested in hearing more on the off chance of getting some but the call back was a guy.