@Starcross@mk.absturztau.be I have heard that "normal" people make absurd lies on their resumés to get attention from hiring managers because they almost never know what they want & have ridiculous criteria that have nothing to do with jobs. That's probably something to ask for help from "normal" people you might know in person though. Depending on where you live your local government might have a service where you can talk to someone about job searching & they might be able to help with standard resumé bullshitting. I have never tried this because I'm too afraid of actually getting put in a position where I have no idea what I'm doing.