2026-11-03 15:22 UTC
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@aadeacon@mastodon.social 2026-11-03 15:25
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social Well.if all US voters vote in a way most Mastodonians think is right he will have a very unhappy time which would be such a shame (the last bit is sarcasm)
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@JoelKlebanoff@mas.to 2026-11-03 15:31
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social I hope they have cause to hide the ketchup.
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@notthatkindofdoctor@mastodon.social 2026-11-03 15:39
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social Nap time in the East Room, hopefully he sleeps through some good race calls because everyone is afraid to wake him up. Even better, he strokes out and no one does anything like when Stalin died.
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@peterbrown@mastodon.scot 2026-11-03 15:42
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social might be more appropriate in the demolished “ballroom”
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@DaveMinor@techhub.social 2026-11-03 15:54
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social Timing around when he insists all counting must be stopped will vary.
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-11-03 17:11
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social Came here for the ketchup jokes. 😂
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@JackEnrod@mastodon.social 2026-11-03 17:50
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social To monitor their cheating.
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@SueDiOh@mastodon.social 2026-11-03 17:58
@newsguyusa@flipboard.social So, he'll be napping until dinner? Thank goodness.