@crazyeddie@mastodon.social Submission for employment: " I, [my legal name], am quite interested in pursing the position of [Job Title]. I am extremely knowledgeable in [relevant skills or industry] and come highly recommended by [people who's opinion you should value highly]. I see the compensation is [23% above the mean for given field] and would like counter with [25% above the mean for given field]. Please respond with offers at your earliest convenience. [Me]" 👀