2026-05-08 10:36 UTC
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
In the voice of Sir David Attenborough:
'Welcome to the digital undergrowth. A place far away from the screeching X-site and the bile of Meta.
Behold the Mastodon user! Shhh. Don’t startle them with a promoted post or an algorithmic 'For You' feed. They are sensitive to such disturbances.
Truly, they are the kindest of the great apes. A rare, decentralised species that has looked at the chaos of the modern world and decided, quite simply, to be... pleasant.'
Replies (3)
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@alsvha@sunny.garden 2026-05-08 10:53
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
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@paulboeck@beige.party 2026-05-08 13:44
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Brilliant!
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@blabberlicious@toot.community 2026-05-09 17:39
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @OrdRadical@beige.party Captured in the wild.