The full story of the two failed terms of donnie are going to need to have many pages to really give it the proper attention it needs. The shit he’s been doing (so far) in this second term has just been so wild. I mean, buying shoes for other men, what even the fuck. And now he’s going bonkers over the badonkadonks of other men… And then on the home stretch of the midterm campaigns, he goes out to the reflecting pool and starts bragging about something that he so obviously fucked up.