2026-02-25 06:09 UTC
Replies (13)
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@rotopenguin@mastodon.social 2026-02-25 06:12
@malwaretech no, you see, our models are limited because of the biasing pressure of gravity. If we remove gravity from the equation, then the models will be able to develop equally in all directions and thus attain hyperintelligence.
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@NocturnalNessa@infosec.exchange 2026-02-25 06:23
@malwaretech you laugh but bit flips are no laughing matter! imagine youre using your ai and suddenly it does something totally unexpected for reasons no one is able to diagnose?
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@svelmoe@hachyderm.io 2026-02-25 06:45
@malwaretech I would like to say this was funny, but ..... yes, here we are.
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@skull@masto.ai 2026-02-25 07:36
@malwaretech I think it was Grok, but yeah...
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@via4@mastodon.social 2026-02-25 07:43
@malwaretech We also desperately need a rail gun on the Moon to launch AI satellites into deep space for some universe AI thingy.... we do, it will certainly happen, give us more money
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@pewnack@aus.social 2026-02-25 08:00
@malwaretech Because nothing says "make my servers immune to cosmic rays like putting them closer to the cosmos"
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@joykill@mastodon.social 2026-02-25 08:31
@malwaretech lots of billionaires need a place outside the law to store their child porn, the research and deployment will surely pay for themselves within two years
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 2026-02-25 08:40
@malwaretech Reminds me of the viral video where an electrician, finding major faults in grandma house, asked when her grandsons house burnt down (granadson being an alleged electrician). Grandma: How did you know his house burnt down? 🫨
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@tdelmas@mamot.fr 2026-02-25 11:38
@malwaretech the cosmic radiation is there to add randomness
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@curtmack@floss.social 2026-02-25 12:45
@malwaretech reminds me of a short video that was shared with me: Electrician (holding camera): "Who did you say wired your house again?" Customer (in another room) "My cousin" Electrician: "Okay, and when did his house burn down?" Customer: "Oh, about two years ago... Wait, how did you know his house burned down?" (As this happens, the electrician is showing that there's 120 volts between the customer's oven and metal countertop, capable of supplying enough current to light a lightbulb.)
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@geonz@mathstodon.xyz 2026-02-25 12:51
@malwaretech Did they tech themselves spalling two?
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@cenobyte@mastodon.thirring.org 2026-02-25 12:57
@malwaretech While hackers can hack alot of things, they can't hack physics. (I do have a couple of cool ideas using lasers to dump the heat...but yeah physics) Space data centers are a bad idea..lol. Imagine the poor sucker who's got to swap a gpu when a petaEV accelerated by some blazar comes crashing in.
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@joakimfors@mastodon.green 2026-02-25 21:50
@malwaretech No need for an RNG if you can get random bit flips for free from cosmic radiation. They'll call it Galaxy Brain™