2026-07-31 00:21 UTC
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@Longspeak@bardicperspiration.club 2026-07-31 03:17
@Flowermob@mastodon.social Are there ANY billionaires you'd want to put in your mouth?
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@charette@mstdn.ca 2026-07-31 04:52
@Flowermob@mastodon.social Luigi Mangione tried that...somewhat. It had an impact for a very short time, but we've now proven we need to do this on a much bigger scale, or perhaps schedule it regularly to have the necessary impact. Being worried about prion disease if we were to start eating them, I suggest we launch them to Mars. With only potatoes for supplies.
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@samiamsam@mastodon.social 2026-07-31 00:26
@Flowermob@mastodon.social FACT
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@cykonot@mas.to 2026-07-31 00:28
@Flowermob@mastodon.social "make an example of them" doesn't have to be a thing for poors
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@Lizette603_23@mastodon.social 2026-07-31 00:44
@Flowermob@mastodon.social sautéed slowly with garlic and onion
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@michaelgemar@cosocial.ca 2026-07-31 00:55
@Flowermob@mastodon.social Yeah, but why stop at just one?
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@lnsy_dev@mastodon.social 2026-07-31 00:59
@Flowermob@mastodon.social I've got an idea for the South Africans https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing
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@h1dden@mastodon.social 2026-07-31 01:02
@Flowermob@mastodon.social elon is getting fat
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@Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-07-31 01:46
@Flowermob@mastodon.social Just tell me when it's going to happen so I can buy Odansetron stock.
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@stuartl@mastodon.longlandclan.id.au 2026-07-31 03:12
@Flowermob@mastodon.social Well, Brian Thompson getting shot didn't halt the billionaires for long…
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@JigmeDatse@social.openpsychology.net 2026-07-31 03:58
@Flowermob@mastodon.social I'm not sure... would they taste good? If they taste extra good, can we have a second? If they're no good, then well would it be effective enough to be worth it?
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@jackson_sweater@defcon.social 2026-07-31 04:37
@Flowermob@mastodon.social i volunteer to work on perfecting a billionaire bacon recipe with the first or second one …
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@cameron_bosch@floss.social 2026-07-31 09:54
@Flowermob@mastodon.social "...they're eating the billionaires, the people that came in, they're eating the 0.1%. They're eating, they're eating the ultra rich of the people that live there. And this is what's happening in our country..." It's a joy to watch! (An satireedit of the "2024 racist pet hoax".) Imagine if these billionaires paid even a few hundred million of their money to actually fund things like universal child care? That's why every one of them should be paying much more than they are in taxes.
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@DefekterMotivator@social.tchncs.de 2026-07-31 14:19
@Flowermob@mastodon.social But what if they are tasty?
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@su_liam@mas.to 2026-07-31 15:11
@Flowermob@mastodon.social I think Luigi proves you wrong. Sure, they’ll be careful for a week or two, but once they get their security set up, they’ll go back to their old ways. We need to show them a reliable pattern, that this is how it is from now on.