@BorrisInABox@fwoof.space So...that's, uh, no. That's not what the song is about. The lyrics are oblique references to something else. To put it as bluntly as possible: The "horn" the captain wants blown is his penis. The banjo someone is in the kitchen strummin' on is her vagina. So first the captain wants a blowjob. But then someone else is in the kitchen with her, getting her off. Probably while he's been away workin' on the railroad all the live long day. Sorry to ruin your childhood!