When I was at school in the 80s 'scampi' featured on the school dinner menu - breaded little gristly bits that tasted vaguely of fish but definitely weren't shrimp, let alone scampi. We called them 'Grimsbies' and gave the same label to any chunks of mystery meat. Damned if I know where the label came from. We were in *Ulster* for heaven's sake #Grimsby #schooldinners