2026-11-02 17:36 UTC
And they say great poets are no more
Replies (4)
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@shalafi@lemmy.world 2026-11-02 20:02
What dick? Either he has no penis or his tuck game is on point. “Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”
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@Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-11-03 03:55
I chose butt sex over being tate
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@dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2026-11-02 18:21
Isn’t touching yourself considered “gay” by their standards? So why not just go whole hog (pun intended) and wash it too?
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@OwOarchist@pawb.social 2026-11-02 18:21
For someone who’s supposedly super-rich, super-popular with women, and has access to numerous actual sex slaves … why does he need to jerk himself off in the morning? He can’t find anyone willing to do it for him? Fuck, man. I’m dirt poor and socially awkward, and my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’?