2026-04-24 20:43 UTC
Okay, okay, fine... Here's a better one:
My wife complained to me that I no longer treat her like I used to when we first met. I took her to dinner and a movie, then dropped her off at her parents' house.
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@James_Dixon@poa.st 2026-04-24 20:51
Sigh, my genius is wasted here. ☹️ Bottle of glue : Dead horse.