2026-05-03 04:03 UTC
Going to the UK to ask for squirty cream with a straight face.
Replies (4)
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@Somarasu@masto.hackers.town 2026-05-03 06:42
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp can you bring me back some of that brown sauce?
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@wandrew@godforsaken.website 2026-05-03 08:53
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp don't forget to ask for skooshy cream if you're in Scotland
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@japonica@kind.social 2026-05-03 12:20
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp when they tell you the price be sure to say you have that in your fanny sack, just to see it they keep a straight face too.
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@coriander@elekk.xyz 2026-05-06 05:09
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp Ask for a rubber as well