2026-11-05 15:42 UTC
Replies (25)
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@EvilBit@lemmy.world 2026-11-05 16:05
It is a true joy in life to sit back and enjoy a duck butt when you’re sitting by a lake and one does that little flip-dunk.
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@borderstolutenfolk@lemmy.wtf 2026-11-05 16:13
The amount of controversial opinions about ducks should be zero.
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@PetteriPano@lemmy.world 2026-11-05 16:20
Their meat is delicious.
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@winkly@lemmy.world 2026-11-05 16:26
I was shocked when I learned that male ducks have corkscrew penises and that ducks mostly seem to reproduce through gangrape 😳 These facts changed my opinion of ducks
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@Bumrocky@lemmy.world 2026-11-05 16:27
Muscovy Ducks are as obnoxious as geese
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@Admetus@sopuli.xyz 2026-11-05 16:30
Following winkly’s comment, my most controversial take was when I saw a male duck really going for it, I said: ‘that duck is really trying to rape the female.’ And he just looked at me for a few seconds and just went wut, ‘They’re ducks…’
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@lntl@lemmy.ml 2026-11-05 17:24
Its enjoyable to go out late autumn to shoot them in the head while aflight.
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@DriftingLynx@lemmy.ca 2026-11-05 17:48
Deep down inside they all wish they were a goose.
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@likebudda@reddthat.com 2026-11-05 18:53
MR ducks MR not ducks OSAR, CDEDBD legs? LIB, MR ducks.
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@Elting@piefed.social 2026-11-05 19:09
https://www.brautiganarchives.xyz/lawn.html#7
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@pirc_lover@feddit.uk 2026-11-05 21:39
Duck eggs > goose eggs. Even though they’re smaller, the flavour and texture is better. Goose eggs are overrated.
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@lemonwood@lemmy.ml 2026-11-05 23:20
I think ducks are great for their respective eco systems and I appreciate them as wild animals in a violent state of nature despite knowing about the off putting way they reproduce.
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@moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-05 23:39
I don’t give a duck
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@xthexder@l.sw0.com 2026-11-06 00:12
Got any grapes?
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@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-06 00:22
That they don’t rape anything. They mate in the way they’ve evolved to, and that any human calling it rape is a moron. Also, it is overrated on the plate. Good, but not so good that it merits the insanity some folks apply to it. However! I am still happy for anyone to enjoy it for themselves! I’m talking only about the pop culture side of things where it gets hyped beyond realism.
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@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2026-11-06 06:40
I don’t give a duck
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@Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 2026-11-06 07:06
That although the ducks at the duck pond are free and can be taken home… Its difficult to keep them at your home unless you have a tempting duck habitat i. e. a po d and lots of grubs, worms and reed plants. Please don’t take the free ducks home if you plan on keeping them in your spare room. They will not be happy and will let you know this in there own duckish manor.
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@notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-06 15:46
Anatidaephobia isn’t real.
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@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-06 16:50
“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.” -Mitch Hedberg
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@Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 2026-11-06 18:44
Swans and geese are just big ducks.
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@redordit@lemmy.world 2026-11-07 05:42
they are dirtier and smell worse than chickens
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@iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-07 14:01
They taste good on a ham sandwich
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@huquad@lemmy.ml 2026-11-07 14:15
Ducks float. Because of this fact, they can be used in a NIST traceable system of weights and measures to assess witches.
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@Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2026-11-08 16:58
I miss feeding them bread and wish I’d never found out it was bad for them and can mess up their migratory patterns.
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@DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 2026-11-09 01:01
Daffy > Donald