2026-11-06 20:43 UTC
So far we’ve had a sister drowned by her older sister and turned into a fiddle, a saddle covered in the blood of a missing Scots lord, a maiden singing a boatload of seamen to sleep and absconding with all their cash, the entire plot of Hamlet in about four verses, and a kings daughter being seduced by chap who was so gorgeous the king would have shagged him himself.
Your move, #TotP
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@pdcawley@mendeddrum.org 2026-11-06 23:20
In the second half a woman rescued her lover from the Queen of the fair, a truly terrible man got his just desserts, a highwayman was bloody well hung, a miner’s wife told an aristocrat to get bent and her father doubled down on that, two lovers died rather than live without each other and a bloke badgering a woman got his throat cut. I remain convinced that I won. #TotP