2026-05-06 16:41 UTC
A woman goes to a bar and starts talking to the first guy she finds.
She says "do you prefer stew or salmon?"
He is immediately hooked and asks if she wants a drink.
The bartender found it strange, but he'd seen stranger things. The next day, she comes to the bar again and says the same thing to a random girl at the bar.
"Do you prefer stew or salmon?"
And just like last time, the other person is instantly charmed.
This repeats for a couple more days, the bartender getting more and more confused each time.
After about a week of this going on, finally the girl meets her match. Her love interest rejects the attempt. The bartender sees this and approaches, meaning to ask what that was about.
"Everyone she's asked this to, they've all fallen head over heels for her! Why did you refuse? What's the logic??"
"I don't know what people see in those types... she's so soup-or-fish-ial"
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@vvilliam@mk.absturztau.be 2026-05-13 00:27
@queenofsquiggles@transfem.social pls enact this I'll literally pay you a coffee