"The 'Captain Kirk'..." you begin. "Sounds Scot-y," notes Rich. "...is so named due to its frequent use by William..." "Great name," says Bob Guy. "Shatner. The attacker approaches the victim with a clothes grab..." You demonstrate the technique familiar to any Star Trek fan, where Kirk grabs an alien by the lapels and hucks him over his head into a shoulder roll. Actors begin tossing one another with abandon. Health and safety violations occur. The noise attracts the guards to the tavern.