2026-11-02 14:30 UTC
It seems dumb and embarrassing. I would be so mad if I only got 1 or 2 presidential appearances during my campaign and the weirdo in chief talked about how much my rippling meat muffins aroused feelings in him he had not dealt with before.
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@evan@cosocial.ca 2026-11-02 14:35
I want to think that ass quality doesn't matter, but on further reflection I'm not sure. Being attractive helps with election results, although not as much as you'd think. Just a few percentage points, according to the studies I could find. All the studies I found were face-focused; afaict nobody has done a political ass analysis. It might be unscientific to extrapolate. https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.0705435104