2024-11-26 11:53 UTC
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@petrikas@mastodon.art 2024-11-26 11:53
They've out-Apple'd Apple when it comes to keynote bullshit.
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@tastytronic@teh.entar.net 2024-11-26 15:44
@petrikas@mastodon.art I'm committed to remaining the most handsome, talented, and charming human on the planet
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@jesse@social.jelliefrontier.net 2024-11-26 17:41
@petrikas@mastodon.art While they're at it, they should just claim it has the best search.
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@chronodm@glammr.us 2024-11-26 18:50
@petrikas@mastodon.art they meant to add "except for all the others" but the Powerpoint template didn't give them enough space
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@euval@mastodon.top 2024-11-26 18:53
@petrikas@mastodon.art 🤣 Orwel version 2024
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@martinvermeer@fediscience.org 2024-11-26 19:21
@petrikas@mastodon.art That's why the screen is so huge. With such a big screen, it must be true.
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@filipefreire@mstdn.social 2024-11-26 20:15
@petrikas@mastodon.art there's my daily dose of comedy! "Most open".... North Korea is more open than Windows
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@dan@brvt.telent.net 2024-11-26 20:48
@petrikas@mastodon.art I remember the early days of windows 95 and I'd say that had a strong claim to be the most open os ever - although maybe not in a useful sense of the word https://www.infoworld.com/article/2176957/worst-windows-flaws-of-the-past-decade-2.html
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@titusDeGroan@hachyderm.io 2024-11-26 21:08
@petrikas@mastodon.art was that in front of people? can't imagine that they would dare to bring those screens to a room full of an echoing laughterfest i mean, people could have died from that
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@angel@triptico.com 2024-11-26 21:09
Microsoft is the most open operating system and Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.
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@CKL@ioc.exchange 2024-11-26 21:10
@petrikas@mastodon.art Closed is open War is peace [???] Profit!
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@womble@infosec.exchange 2024-11-26 21:19
@petrikas@mastodon.art they asked ChadGPT for words that mean "gaping".
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 2024-11-26 21:19
@petrikas@mastodon.art Whatever Microsoft is smoking would be well worth selling separately. What an utter load of total nonsense 🫤🤦♂️
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@frogzone@wizard.casa 2024-11-26 21:23
@petrikas@mastodon.art do u think the presentation was prepared or generated by their hallucination algo on the fly? i only ask because it looks like copilor stole that from #gplv3 licensed work. #microshaft #getOffgithub
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@cowman@nfld.me 2024-11-26 21:25
@petrikas@mastodon.art that screen looks great though, good job on that. Always liked MS's hardware
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@gsuberland@chaos.social 2024-11-26 21:48
@petrikas@mastodon.art I actually *like* Windows and even I think these claims are utterly ridiculous. they've completely lost the plot.
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@AmenZwa@mathstodon.xyz 2024-11-26 21:54
@petrikas@mastodon.art #MSFS2024 The paragon of release engineering
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@MostlyTato@mstdn.social 2024-11-26 21:55
@petrikas@mastodon.art It's a jedi mind trick, it only works on the feebleminded...
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@klausfiend@dcerberus.com 2024-11-26 22:13
@petrikas@mastodon.art Keep reaching for the stars, Microsoft! You can get there if you just buckle down and tug those bootstraps.
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@nfgusedautoparts@en.osm.town 2024-11-27 04:31
@petrikas@mastodon.art yet somehow if i want to teach an OS course (and i have), i end up teaching Un*x or Linux internals. it has to do with having full access to the source code or something.
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@Wintermute_BBS@oldbytes.space 2024-11-27 06:49
@petrikas@mastodon.art well it actually is most open - to vulnerbilities
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@ciredutempsEsme@mamot.fr 2024-11-27 07:38
@petrikas@mastodon.art la prison, c'est la liberté
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@marud@social.marud.fr 2024-11-27 07:43
@petrikas@mastodon.art It would be such an horrendous move to modify those text lines :)
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@irina@eldritch.cafe 2024-11-27 07:52
@petrikas@mastodon.art if you consider windows to be the only operating system, this is all true
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@abslutebeginner@masto.es 2024-11-27 08:05
@petrikas@mastodon.art Pure bullshit from Microsoft. I'm sure that the headlines are made by the AI.
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@abon999@framapiaf.org 2024-11-27 08:33
@petrikas@mastodon.art The best joke of the year IMO !
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@gg@digitalcourage.social 2024-11-27 09:20
@petrikas@mastodon.art source please?
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@BackFromTheDud@mas.to 2024-11-27 11:51
@petrikas@mastodon.art Ah, bless them: They think they're Linux!
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@AstaMcCarthy@mastodon.pirateparty.be 2024-11-27 12:11
@petrikas@mastodon.art That's quite an ungood presentation #orwell #1984
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@tchauhan@mastodon.mit.edu 2024-11-27 12:48
@petrikas@mastodon.art They are doing a Steve Jobs. That's what we get for letting con men run tech. Death of words by a thousand cuts.
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@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza 2024-11-27 14:49
@petrikas@mastodon.art The line should read "Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia"
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@owl@gts.u8.is 2024-11-27 14:57
@petrikas@mastodon.art they're using two similar but different typefaces just to mess with me personally
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@karpour@mstdn.social 2024-11-27 19:37
@petrikas@mastodon.art new meme template dropped
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@lightweight@mastodon.oeru.org 2024-11-28 00:04
@petrikas@mastodon.art that's how they roll in 'opposite world'.
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@fletch49er@mastodon.scot 2024-11-28 08:03
@petrikas@mastodon.art no need for the installation of Edge then to upgrade the Windows system?
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@aral@mastodon.ar.al 2024-11-28 10:01
@petrikas@mastodon.art @mo8it@fosstodon.org Yeah, but the fonts are pretty, so it’s ok.
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@diffiehellmanstan@infosec.exchange 2024-11-28 14:51
@petrikas@mastodon.art
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@mtconleyuk@mastodonapp.uk 2024-11-28 15:10
@petrikas@mastodon.art @SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange Natural outcome of the attitude that language is ‘fluid’, and that some semi-literate’s autocorrected misuse is every bit as valid as anything Shakespeare came up with and becomes tomorrow’s widely-emulated dictionary standard. Everything turns into verbal garbage.
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@samueljohn@mastodon.world 2024-11-26 21:53
@petrikas@mastodon.art @frumble@chaos.social ridiculous!
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@the1goit@fedia.social 2024-11-27 12:52
@petrikas@mastodon.art making these more accurate The most corporate operating system. Most monopolistic and insecure platform. Committed to squeezing maximum profits from users and bandwagon trends at the expense of reliability and security.