2026-01-30 09:00 UTC
you missed the best part
> AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!
> *sweat pouring off balmer as his body goes into shock from the pain*
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@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2026-01-30 16:53
His mutant power is absorbing all of the cocaine in a 20 mi radius.