@UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
2026-11-01 21:25 UTC
cryptid rule
Replies (5)
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@zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2026-11-01 21:50
Buy some white pants, put them on, and just keep pulling them up. Congrats, you are now a Fresno nightcrawler.
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@nialv7@lemmy.world 2026-11-02 00:18
need to think of a good cryptid name for yourself. otherwise you will just be call ____man, boring
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@Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2026-11-02 00:47
In most places it’s illegal to live on public land. That’s why bigfoot has so many unpaid fines.
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@TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2026-11-02 02:20
It’s not too late. It’s never too late to stop shaving and move into the forest
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@thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-11-02 13:47
Me but I know I would not survive