@Gargron@mastodon.social "Hey", I said to wife, reading the manual of the new fridge we had bought, "This fridge has wi-fi!". "Ah!" said wife "we must connect it!" "Why on earth do a fridge need to be connected to the internet?" I said, "I won't stop anyone from connecting it, but I'm not doing it!" That fridge stayed offline for all the time we owned it.