I’d like to throw my hat in the ring for Secretary of Defence (oops, I meant War, bro). My qualifications: 1. I don’t chug Hennessy for breakfast 2. I understood the strategic importance of the Straitz of Hormuz as a kid (Gulf War I). Where were you Pete? Bullying kids I suppose… 3. No anger management issues My elevator pitch: “could you do any worse?” #iranwar