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@JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world

2026-11-06 02:22 UTC

Company: I don’t wanna make a big phone. Waste of resources, engineers say no difference. Older users: I want a big phone. I can’t see shit on the existing models Company: ok I’ll make one, but it’ll cost ya. Markets small and all that, plus old users are not in line with our brand. Older users: ok done. Fomo users: zomg! More expensive phone must be good! Buys them. Does the exact same thing on the gigaphone Company: hey, we might be on to something here. Proceeds to add useless features no one wants or uses whole jacking up the prices. Older users: wtf is this phone asking me for my satellite launch codes? Capitalism sucks.

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